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justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

Lupita Nyong’o for Elle France | July 18th, 2014

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via clayur)

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kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.
hippiesispunkz:

me rn see u tomorrow jack!!!
friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation
thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?
validx2:

They got elastic weave now

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(via totally-relatable)

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dorkly:

The new X-Men movie looks great